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Alphonse Allais joke, woman naked beneath her dress

example · French: Alphonse Allais · retold in 4 talks

The French satirist Alphonse Allais shows a woman and says 'beneath her dress she is completely naked', this is the real. The real is not behind appearances; it is only real beneath the appearance.

2009: 2 talks 2011: 1 talk 2015: 1 talk
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As told 4

“Look that woman, what a shame, beneath her dress she is totally naked, no. This is the real. The real is the real only, you are only naked beneath your dress.”
“beneath her clothes she is totally naked”
“Look what a shame, beneath her clothes she is totally naked.”

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The French satirist Alphonse Allais shows a woman and says 'beneath her dress she is completely naked', this is the real. The real is not behind appearances; it is only real beneath the appearance., illustrating the real and semblances,Lacan's real,cynicism and appearances
Alphonse Allais, pointing at a woman in a café, says: 'What a shame, beneath her clothes she is totally naked.' Žižek uses this (citing Lacan's use of Allais) to illustrate how nakedness, like the 'view', only exists as seen-through-a-frame from within., illustrating inside-outside incommensurability,the view from within,nakedness as constructed
A joke quoted by Lacan: A woman says, 'Look what a shame, beneath her clothes she is totally naked.' It illustrates that nakedness is defined by the frame of clothing., illustrating inside and outside
French satirist Allais pointed at a woman in a restaurant and shouted 'beneath her dress she is totally naked', a formally correct observation that reveals how the surface is always already a mask covering another layer., illustrating face/mask,the neighbour,jouissance