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Lenin's Wife and Mistress

joke · Soviet/Radio Yerevan · retold in 13 talks

Žižek notes Lenin’s specific term for the woman helping in the kitchen, which he uses to pivot to Lenin’s vision of post-revolutionary polite communication.

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“It's for a woman. Yeah, the woman who helps there in the kitchen, yeah yeah, that specific term.”
“Lenin was writing in—in his State and Revolution? 'Every that, how do you call it, kitchen, cuisine, my God, cooking lady, cook, whatever.' Okay. should become, you know, should govern and so on.”
“Now I see I am in contact with ordinary people, workers. Fuck him, these were no workers, this was typical not even lower middle-class.”

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