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The Knife and the Idiot

joke · personal/autobiographical · retold in 4 talks

Žižek describes his disdain for office hours, imagining giving a 'boring idiot' student a knife and telling them to kill themselves, highlighting his hatred of student personal problems.

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As told 4

“I don't care kill yourself it's not my problem you know? I give them the knife and say...”
“No, all these nice introductions is that she is he is sharpening a knife in the back.”
“explorers come into a tribe and ask them are there still any cannibals among you? The answer is no yesterday we ate the last one.”

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Žižek describes his disdain for office hours, imagining giving a 'boring idiot' student a knife and telling them to kill themselves, highlighting his hatred of student personal problems., illustrating aversion to teaching
Žižek interrupts polite introductions to highlight the hidden hostility ('sharpening a knife in the back') beneath social niceties, using it to frame his 'exception' regarding intense love., illustrating ideology,extremism of so-called deep ecology
Explorers ask a tribe if there are cannibals left; the tribe replies, 'No, yesterday we ate the last one.' Žižek uses this to illustrate how cancel culture claims to have 'eaten' the last offender, thereby excluding anyone who doesn't fit their specific definition of the 'last one.', illustrating inherent transgression,l'énoncé vs. énonciation
Explorers ask a tribe if there are still any cannibals among them; the answer is no, yesterday we ate the last one. Žižek links this to cancel culture: the very practice of exclusion eliminates the excluded., illustrating cancel culture paradox,l'énoncé / l'énonciation