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Wittgenstein's Masturbation Diaries

anecdote · historical/biographical · retold in 5 talks

Philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, while masturbating during WWI, dreamed of debating abstract philosophical questions rather than engaging in sexual acts, illustrating that sexuality is always structured by a 'gap' and fantasy/thought.

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As told 4

“it was not screwing a man or a woman or whatever, it was debating with philosophers abstract questions.”
“He describes what he's thinking about when he was masturbating... discussing with colleagues philosophical questions and so on, that's the spirit.”
“he also reports what he was dreaming while masturbating not any gay orgies he was dreaming debating mathematical problems with fellow philosophers no that's what I claim true ethics”

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Philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, while masturbating during WWI, dreamed of debating abstract philosophical questions rather than engaging in sexual acts, illustrating that sexuality is always structured by a 'gap' and fantasy/thought., illustrating fantasy support,consciousness-mind
Wittgenstein's newly published WWI diaries reveal he was thinking about philosophical debates with colleagues during masturbation, illustrating Freud's question: not 'are you always thinking about sex?' but 'what are you thinking about when you are having sex?', illustrating infantile sexuality,human sexuality as fantasy-structured
A private Viennese publisher showed Žižek Ludwig Wittgenstein's WWI front diaries, in which Wittgenstein records both masturbation and what he fantasized about: not sexual scenes but debating mathematical problems with fellow philosophers, illustrating that fantasy always requires a non-sexual scenario even during sex., illustrating perversion is constitutive,fantasy supplement to sexuality,the inexistence of pure sex
Wittgenstein's WWI diaries reveal he thought about mathematical debates with friends while masturbating at the front, illustrating the psychoanalytic point that fantasy mediates even seemingly autonomous desires., illustrating fantasy,the function of fantasy in desire