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Yugoslav army: Geneva Convention then targeting parachuters

anecdote · personal/autobiographical · retold in 5 talks

In the Yugoslav People's Army, one morning's class taught the Geneva Convention prohibition on shooting parachuters before they land; the next class was practice targeting parachuters in the air. When Žižek naively asked about the contradiction, the officer called him utterly stupid.

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“I thought you were an intellectual, how could you be so utterly stupid?”
“'Aren't you some kind of intellectual? How can you be so stupid then not to understand that?'”
“You appear to be an intellectual, how can you be so utterly stupid? Do you really not get it?”

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In the Yugoslav People's Army, one morning's class taught the Geneva Convention prohibition on shooting parachuters before they land; the next class was practice targeting parachuters in the air. When Žižek naively asked about the contradiction, the officer called him utterly stupid., illustrating law and its transgression,resistance as part of the system
In consecutive military classes, Žižek is taught (1) that international law prohibits shooting paratroopers in the air, and (2) how to shoot paratroopers in the air. When he points out the inconsistency, the officer replies that only an intellectual could be so stupid as not to understand this., illustrating ideological inconsistency,explicit norms supplemented by implicit counter-norms
In 1970s Yugoslav army, morning classes on international law (Geneva Convention: do not shoot parachuters in mid-air) were immediately followed, same officer, same day, by a class giving precise technical instructions on how to shoot a parachuter in mid-air. The soldier who raised the contradiction was told he was 'utterly stupid.', illustrating law and its obscene underside,ideology
In the Yugoslav army in 1975, one class taught the Geneva Convention rule against shooting parachutists before they land; the next class by the same officer taught exactly how to shoot parachutists. A soldier who asked about the contradiction was told he was 'completely stupid'., illustrating perversion as hidden obverse of power,ideology as law + codified transgression
In the same morning, soldiers were first taught the international convention forbidding shooting parachuters in mid-air, then next hour taught the ballistics of how to hit a parachuter in mid-air; when Žižek pointed out the contradiction, the officer called him an idiot., illustrating meta-rules,ideology,prohibition of the prohibition